/biz/ - 201 threads

This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to sta...

How do I fuck the cute blonde zoomer chick who works at a drive thru I go to every Saturday? I'm 35 years old btw, I don't know if that matters.

Hello my fellow PolkaCurry brothers. We are again here, for another thread where we discuss everything related to DOT, Mumbai (the city of DOT), curry and more. The last thread was a resounding succes...

anyone so buck broken in life all value systems collapse and you stop caring about everything except money? money becoming the deciding factor and the only thing that is missingnormies walking around ...

Clarity Act won't pass sets in. Best case scenario it gets passed in 2030.

Hey guys my boss fired me for a safety violation as a way to downsize and not pay benefits. I want to try to get unemployment but not sure what to put as the reason why i was terminated so I dont get ...

I owed 100k on a property in a variable rate mortgage needing 20-25k of work for 126k. It probably was worth a few thousand above that fully fixed. I didn't have but a few thousand in cash reserv...

If you weren't born rich, you almost certainly won't ever become rich. Cope.

https://docs.hypercall.xyz/insights/jpm-collar-q1-2026/prev >>62136320still working on this. GEX is pretty lazy heuristic if you know the JPM collar at least you know JPMs GEX on that position. ...

Wondering if people actually talk about their BTC with family or just keep it lowkey. >We never really know how long we have in life, so is it better to share it or keep it private?

I need your help /biz/. My upstairs neighbor is an overweight woman who lives alone and stomps around loudly. It's affecting my earning potential since I'm in sales and WFH. She WFH too.In a...

BIG DAY FOR CRYPTO TOMORROW.President Trump is set to speak at a major crypto conference tomorrow in Florida, according to the White House.

REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com>REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.comREQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com>REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 s...

Is there any hope left for chainlink?Please give me some hopium so I didn’t waste 9 years of my life

It was suppose to be a minor incision to fix a rare genetic anomaly in my left kidney, I woke up in the ICU and couldn't move, I was told there were complications and they had to change the surge...

Comapny just gave me the kiss of death. Ifkyk that they just do this to avoid severance packages. Funny thing is ive only been here 1.5 years so mine would be like 2 grand if that, I make 3.5 grand a ...

oil baggy christmas edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the pa...

Zoomers will do these jobs.

Bangali8! Racer!

New purchases edition (not mine)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAGhb39YoJA>Why Gold & Silver?https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiIhttps://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_Ahttps://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo>Huge defici...

im tired of the goy humiliation ritual that is taxes there is nothing more demeaning to the goiym psyche than a tax audit

I lost 20k out my initial capital of 75k. since 6 weeks shorting BTC.closed half still holding. My only hope trump start bomb iran again. Any secret gems that i can get at least 10x in a week? or anyt...

I'm worried about losing my pets and gaming pc and gaming console, it's all I have left. Does anyone know about bankruptcy or has anyone filed bankrupcy? I need advice I don't want to p...

I created an AI to help with our finances and improve our monetary situation. I am hoping to build this AI so it can help people out around the country and hopefully make life a little bit easier for ...

>worth $1 billion 12 years ago>still worth $1 billionWhy can't goycattle do exponentials? If he weren't a goy, he'd be worth $20 billion by now, minimum.

How much Bitcoin will you be buying at $35k later this year?

The weekend has started somewhere, wagie, and it'll be gone in a flash

they sell token to shift money over to the tradfi company Ripple to buy actual companies and assets and don't pay any dividends or yield on actual xrp tokens. I've seen actual xrp baggies sa...

The market disagrees

The biggest polish cryptocurrency is falling and you're laughingBTW, CEO escaped to Israel already.

What is the next billion dollar meme?

Is it too late to ge into crypto? I cant find a job so Im going to start investing or gambling all my money.Whats the best way to start? Resources for learning? And what should I learn first?

So even well connected jews can make generational fumbles.Meanwhile, I'm just trying to deal with the real world.

Would you rather bitcoin double in price or get a girlfriend?

Welcome to /XMR/ Monero General, dedicated to the discussion of the world's most widely adopted privacy coin.OFFICIAL WEBSITE: https://getmonero.orgINFODUMPS:https://rentry.org/monero-explainedht...

My professor informed us that NEETs are the aristocracy of the goycattle. Is this true?

day 367 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mildo you think modern or vintage singles will do better this year?

What is the going rate for a 4/10 chubby big tiddy white gf (blonde)? My net worth is $520k but only $200k is liquid.

Ghost jobs have buck broken me. How far are they gonna push wagies? Do they want us to snap? Seriously, what is the elites plan? It's one thing to chip away at our wages through inflation but why...

Get your cheapies!Come slurp your cheapies!Come get'em before they're expensivies!

Previous: >>62114243>Buy XRP on:Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc>Why hold XRP?https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI >Newfag Tutorial:https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc...

I was lurking etherscan and found this so I scooped up 3% for $100. I am the cabal now kek.

How do I long the human connection?

A decade ago we were warned: the Chain Link switch will be flipped in 2026. Don't forget. Don't miss out.

pepperidge farm remembers

Yea, I’m thinking we’re back

If you want to make a crosschain token, you have to use Chainlink.

>LINKBTC back to where it was in 2017

Does anyone actually make money long term on polymarket without insider knowledge? Everyone I know that got into prediction market trading lost a shit ton of money.

What's the funniest goycattle cope content?

Everyone around me is jerking off to index funds and company papers or some "real value" where all he has is some "trust me bro it exists" certificate. Honestly to me its real valu...

Why are the dirty employim so ungrateful?

The most exclusive lunch and press-conference in the entire world edition

I thought they were dependent on oil and other exports coming out of Hormuz? Why is Hormuz being closed so bullish for them? Korea and Japan indices are up +100% over the last year and barely blinking...

I want it make it so bad bros. Like the type where I have a literal (and I do mean literal) bathtub of money, a fleet of yachts, more hoes than I have clothing choices so like 1000 minimum, billboards...

Try to retire young at 30s with peaceShit people come and screw up everything, trash everywhere they goes, pollute water pollute air, pollute noise, grow vermins, mice and flies to provoke you. Stop p...

Friendly reminder that pumping teen coins like Litecoin (she's only 14 you sick fuck) is for the epstein pedos. Don't pump them goy.

Is it better to lock in 30% gains over and over until you 3 to 4x, or simply buy one time and hold it for potentially years for potential 3 to 4x gains?

Should I make AI goonslop? picrel is generic anime shit with no quality control yet the patreon makes 5 figures a month, no weird shit, no fetish, just anime girls getting fucked in different position...

I sold at 65Fuck my life

Buying 125 shares. Am I gonna make it bros? You are buying the ipo so Bill Ackman can you rich right?

Ok why is btc mooning i dont understand

YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THIS IS 10x WORSE THAN TURBOQUANT.

Today, some guy said to my friend>you are lucky your parents are rich, not everyone is so luckyMy friend goes>wtf does that even mean? How come your parents aren’t rich? Are your parents stupid?...

We really should have just bought bitcoin broThis is what chainlink has achieved in 9 years lol

This is the stock price chart of Atlassian, the company that makes Jira.They employee over 10000 wagies who work hard every day, doing overtime, playing internal politics, trying to get promoted.For w...

It appears my superiority has caused some controversy

I missed selling at the highs but I feel like liquidating 10% of my stack for a big boy rifle

lol

>zero investing experience>doesn't even work in finance>worked for SBF>fired from OpenAI for behavior unbecoming>given billions of dollars to play with just...becausegoycattle real...

Occasional EditionDiscuss your wins, your losses, your top picks, your platforms, your complaints, your ways to gain an edge, your degenerate gambling addiction.Top news: BETMOOSE IS SHUTTING DOWN!!! ...

Yo bros, I'm going to have to declare Chapter 7. I got the EIDL but the economy ass raped my business. Where can I put my money to keep it safe from the jews?

We're in a bear market, but the prices always seem to be going up. Make it make sense senpai.

I don’t understand why stocks without dividends have any value at all.

How do we fix inflation?

retardiran edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps:/...

I deserve a billionaire opulent life and im tired of not having it.

Is it possible? Is it legal? Who here already doing it?

sell in may and go awaybuy in June watch it pruneburger in October

Reminder that you haven't truly made it until you have one of these.

My future existence depends on $120 LINK.

Why do you deal in the real world instead of just kinda vibing your way to the top?

are 10,000% gains even possible anymore? or are they are relic of crypto/stock past?

The market shat on me today.I bought a stock going up premarket and was up 10%, and at open it dumped 30%. I shorted a stock dumping and was up 10%, and then a whale started buying and pushed the stoc...

Are these things worthwhile for Caucasians? I feel like I'm done investing for myself and want to get my heirs started on a Roth IRA. What the hell do you buy a teenager aside from SpaceX and HGR...

Why is nobody hiring anymore?

>Basic Information>gme.cac site redacted due to aidshttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CHhttps://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)>Daily r...

anybody here has tried scamming boomers with fake ai onlyfans profiles? I see dumb asses falling for the most obvious fake accounts on fb and what not and it got me wondering what that market is likea...

when did you start gettnig into crypto and whats your current net worth>2017>$341k

Day 1699 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>almost 2 million viewsPolymarket's scam is finally being exposed to the masses

Day 280 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Personally I'm buying wojak and basedjak on eth. They've both been moving.

>all the affordable apartments and condos in my area are for residents aged 55+ >the few that aren't are falling apart

[Req] 150$ Revolut [Payback] 300$ whitin a couple hours.

The market is present looking. If it was forward looking it would be pricing in: >extremely high shipping costs>global famine>white collar wagies selling their stocks after their severance pa...

Back in 2012, I bought $5k worth of Iraqi Dinar. I was told eventually their currency would sky rocket in value and become close to the value of the US dollar. Anybody here have any updates?

>makes you miss out on the super cycle golden bullrun

GuiseNew money making opportunity...

Why isn't oil 200 per barrel right now?

bitcoin bros are so fucking retarded, their entire investment thesis is "its the digital era bro", and their shield is always "you missed the 2020 bottom, now cope"you fucking reta...

Credit Cards! Still Building Up My Credit Score!

What are the financial implications of this?

You're buying Yuan aren't you?

ill start

accepted>bobos: fucked in the ass

You don't own enough bitcoin

Google search only shows oil reserves from a month ago or annual change over many years. I need data that shows the state of oil reserves day by day for a few key countries and political blocks: Japan...

Meta and microsoft are cutting jobs

>already-cracking economy/job market>supposedly no one under 42 has a job>war happens>oil shock>strait of hormuz closes>somehow this means the stock market reaches new ATHfuck this t...

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com...

Name a stronger crypto community (you can't)

have you sold your internet money and paid your taxes yet, anon?

PE is fundamentally broken and only serve to rob businesses of profit while saddling debt onto its owners. LBOs at least contained the contamination of failing assets but now NAV debt has opened up th...

most meme vol on HL everyday, super liquid onchain, funny etf (someday). feels like a no brainer bear market meme to buy and wait. who is accumulating

https://x.com/arbitrum/status/2046435443680346189?s=20They had the power all along to freeze any address's funds and take their crypto. Can't even cope with "not your keys, not your cry...

What kind of cope is this? What other job can guarantee a six figure job that won't be relegated to AI in 20 years?

Is taxation theft?

Does anybody doordash or uberjeets on here? How can I utilize my time and effort to make more money on them? I’m not brown, I’m one of the few wytpipo still doing it.Right now I make about $110, maybe...

At what level of wealth do the illuminati collect you?

Just got my first credit card. $1000 limit. Why shouldn’t I take out cash to buy crypto and simply declare bankruptcy?

Just did the math, I'll be able to afford a down payment in 33 years. That puts me at 60 as a first time home buyer. How long is your time horizon?

I seriously need a job

A ton of the finance/trading job postings I come across want a candidate knowledgeable with python/SQL. Ideally, I would love to focus on "strategic opportunities" aka asymmetric risk trades...

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>spends almost a year at DC lobbying >literally 0 fucking results

Will sue you civally for some bullshit like a car accident or breaking into your househttps://www.tiktok.com/@unique.planet/video/7401170568638123296

It's over for IBM

Without sounding like a delusional baggie, what is the clarity act supposed to do for adoption and market cap of cryptocurrencies in the short term if it passes wouldn't people just sell the news...

I want to go all in on VUAA (vanguard S&P ETF) but I’m wondering if a share of my money will go towards weapons manufacturing, I want to be alright with god and not sell my soul for a few cents pr...

If you earn minimum wage your life is essentially over and never improving, you have enough to pay bills every month, never saving any significant amount, just on the eternal loop until retirementYou ...

Just how big is AI going to be in a few fucking years?

How do I turn this to $1M?

The AI bubble will never pop because AI will reach economic escape velocity

Higher/So Much HigherAIGMI???20mil stack across a few walletsChart seems primed? Don’t like how they’re trying to rebrand though.

how is $strc not a ponzi and how will its collapse not nuke bitcoin to 20k

REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com>REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.comREQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com>REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 s...

Has the line in the sand already been drawn, or is there still time to escape the permanent underclass?

silver and gold editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otceuCcadd4>Why Gold & Silver?https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiIhttps://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_Ahttps://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo>Huge deficits in min...

How do you best avoid a wrench attack? Multi sig?This assume they already know your name and have found you even if you've moved address eg thanks to the ledger leakFrance faces the brunt of an i...

nigger thursday edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painht...

From a strictly financial perspective, how do I start goymaxxing? I'm already dealing in the real world

Ladies and Gents, This market sucks. The governments (nearly worldwide) suck. Here in Germany these stupid idiots are making everything worse day by day. It is up to us to create Wealth, via Crypto an...

>nofap>religion>stock tips>meditation>therapy>healing crystals>self-help books>pomodoro>PDFs>affirmations>positive thinking>DCA>crypto>"self improvement&...

Every pullback is an opportunity

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2047358019621536252

I stumbled upon this X account https://x.com/RABBITHOLETODAY that claims to be some kind of 'Oracle' interface. They have a locked portal on Itch.io in their bio.I’ve been trying to get in, ...

What happened?

>leaving work>in the parking lot>overheard two women talking about going to donate their plasma for extra cash>the one woman is an ex heroin junkie with her while body covered in tattoos&g...

hagmaxxing edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps:/...

If you are rich, from your experience, do you think rich people face more crime?

You retards don’t think this is a bubble? You are actually buying SOXL here?

>today dalit assistant passing foul comments to brahmin (my phupha) reporting manager what is the most efficient path to reprimand subordinates within a business context?

What are the chances MSTR goes bankrupt in the next few years? Seriously thinking of going all in in a couple of months

I am currently trading on polymarket. My investments there are growing at a rate of approximately 6% per day. But it is starting to slow down.My strategies only work for low liquidity markets. So I am...

How can the markets be so wrong? Lockheed and Northrop are down almost 30% in a month. Trumps bound to fuck this up, seems like the easiest short term investment at the moment.

Stock trading cured my depression. Even though I only earned like around €100 in the last few days due to limited funds, it makes me feel alive finally. I'm finally not just rotting in bed doing ...

Everytime I walk around in the office, everyone is on their cellular phone devices doing absolutely no work. How is there any productivity happening at all in our economy?

WTFWWF

kill the "no deal" bobos edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links...

Daily reminder that polymarket is a scam website

Bought 47 used cars, sold them all, put everything into a shitcoin my Discord mod recommended. He's now 'offline' permanently. Can I write off my losses as 'market research'? ...

pepe staring .jpg

Definitely no other prospects. Also thinking Dems will go safe route with white male.

You bitch ass niggers

im tired

Insider herebitcoin is going upI hope you bought the dip

>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bl...

I have 26 barrels of brent crude in my apartment. What should I do with it?

Say goodbye to crypto

Try again dumb goy. After tax insurance and epstein fee its about 65k

Day 1698 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>april 2026What do you invest in now?

Philosophical debating edition!>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htm...

Bitcoin is just as safe as ETF

Growing up means you realize that only money, looks and status matter in this world nothing else. That people like andrew tate are right and that you are either a little wagie bitch or you are ruthles...

Who /cheapskate/ here?Lost thousands investing and am too stupid to learn. Therefore I just scrimp and save and keep my expenses low.I just keep everything in cash now. Everything I try to put money i...

You have to be selfish to make money

How do we profit from this?

:(My portfolio... I thought I picked the correct stocks!How are yours doing?

Apparently word is that this set is already out of print does anyone have more information? If true what does this mean for price?

Remember when you got shook out of your MSFT position by a few weeks of suppressed stock price and then it went back up?Keep on dealing in the real world goyim.

I need help with FUTAcan you anons teach me what futa is?

>the situation at the strait is no longer dumping marketsIt's our safe to say Iran isn't actually all that important and whatever effects it has on the global economy is already priced in...

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